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The legislative branch of the Sussy Federal Government convenes to deliberate matters of national concern, including ongoing review of the Toilet Water Incident of October 19, 2025.

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Selected measures currently before the 119th Sussy Congress. For the full congressional record, see the Office of the Clerk.

H.R. 2025–001 In Committee

An Act to Investigate the Anomalous Toilet Water Levels in the Residence of the Honorable Rahul "The Hork" Horky Jr. (Rep. Reawul)

To establish a bipartisan select committee to examine, document, and report upon the events of October 19, 2025, hereinafter referred to as the "Toilet Water Incident"; to appropriate such sums as may be necessary for forensic plumbing analysis; and for other purposes.

Sponsor
Speaker Kosher (Chair, Comm. on Oversight)
Cosponsors
Rep. Gambsy, Rep. Tigviv
Introduced
Oct. 20, 2025
Referred
Committee on Plumbing, Public Works & Hydrology
H.R. 2026–044 On the Floor

The Marble Mouth Preservation and Quotation Archival Act of 2026

A bill to direct the Librarian of the Sussy Congress to establish a permanent archive for utterances of the Honorable Representative Gambsy (Gambs) deemed of sufficient gravity to warrant inscription upon marble; to provide funding for stonemasonry; and to set procedures by which such quotations shall be authenticated, dated, and preserved for posterity.

Sponsor
Rep. Gjox
Cosponsors
Rep. CBB, Rep. Fatal, Rep. Simon
Introduced
Jan. 14, 2026
Referred
Joint Committee on Cultural Heritage
S. Res. 119–07 Passed Senate

A Resolution Compelling the Appearance of the Honorable Representative ode (sk8in) Before the Body

Whereas Representative ode has failed to appear for thirty-seven (37) consecutive quorum calls; whereas the said Representative is, by all credible reports, "skating"; resolved, that the Sergeant-at-Arms be directed to make reasonable efforts to locate and request the attendance of the said Representative at the next convening of the body.

Sponsor
Rep. Nox
Cosponsors
Speaker Kosher
Introduced
Feb. 03, 2026
Action
Passed by voice vote; Rep. ode not present

Meet Your Representatives

Members of the 119th Sussy Congress, listed in order of seating on the floor.

Official portrait of Rep. Kosher

Rep. Kosher

Speaker of the House

Chair, Committee on Oversight & Reform

Presides over the chamber. Custodian of the gavel and the photographic exhibit archive. Sole signatory on the Bipartisan Toilet Water Disclosure Memorandum.

Official portrait of Rep. CBB

Rep. CBB

Majority Whip

Vice Chair, Committee on Ways & Means

Engineering professional. Originating author of the procedural designations "chuds" and "go into stump." Best score of record: 529,896.

Official portrait of Rep. Fatal

Rep. Fatal

Chairman, Select Committee on National Security

Ranking Member, Committee on the Judiciary

Holds the only known key to the Sussy Vault. The only member of the 119th Congress documented to maintain communications with women not affiliated with the body.

Official portrait of Rep. Gambs

Rep. Gambs ("Gambsy")

Poet Laureate of the Sussy Congress

Chair, Joint Committee on Cultural Heritage

All statements by the Representative are forwarded under standing order to the Office of the Librarian for archival review and possible inscription upon marble.

Official portrait of Rep. Gjox

Rep. Gjox

Chair, Committee on Appropriations

Member, Subcommittee on Emergency Funding

Holds the purse. Complainant of record in a long-standing matter before the Committee on Foreign Affairs concerning the unreciprocated greeting of 2022.

Official portrait of Rep. ode

Rep. ode ("sk8in")

Representative-at-Large

Member, Committee on Transportation & Infrastructure

Could not be reached for comment. Office indicates the Representative is skating. Author of Exhibits TIG-A through TIG-Q. Last quorum response: July 11, 2025.

Official portrait of Rep. Simon

Rep. Simon

Chairman, Committee on Foreign Affairs

Member, Subcommittee on Diplomatic Postings

Has not delivered floor remarks, voted by recorded division, or signed correspondence during the 119th Congress. Maintains perfect attendance with respect to the periodic transmission of audiovisual materials.

Official portrait of Rep. Nox

Rep. Nox

Sergeant-at-Arms

Ex officio, Committee on Rules

Maintains order on the floor. Restored the chamber's proper designation, "Sussy Congress [2026-7]," on May 12, 2026, under no objection.

Official portrait of Rep. Reawul

Rep. Reawul

Member of Congress · Legal name: Rahul "The Hork" Horky Jr.

Member, Committee on Plumbing, Public Works & Hydrology

Complainant of record in the Toilet Water Incident of October 19, 2025. Has formally affirmed before the body that he responds to Rep. Fatal and Rep. Fatal only.

Official portrait of Rep. Tigviv

Rep. Tigviv

Chair, Committee on Science, Space & Technology

Member, Subcommittee on Emerging Threats

Also known to the body as "justtigviv," "tigviv.vr," and "tony kenneth stark trayhan." Named subject of Exhibits TIG-A through TIG-Q, filed by Rep. ode.

On This Day in Sussy Congressional History

A daily feature of the Office of the Historian.

19 October 2025

Constitutional Crisis

The Toilet Water Incident

At approximately 14:47 hours on October 19, 2025, the residence of the Honorable Rahul "The Hork" Horky Jr. (Rep. Reawul) experienced an unattributed and continuous rise in interior toilet water levels. The event, which exceeded all parameters previously contemplated by the Sussy Federal Plumbing Code, prompted the convening of an emergency joint session.

The incident is widely regarded by constitutional scholars as a founding event of the modern Sussy era and is commemorated annually by the suspension of the gavel for a period of seven (7) seconds.

— Office of the Historian, Sussy Congress

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