Exhibit PIBB-01
“PRAISE BE LIKE”
Anthropomorphic vulpine subject, heart emanation observed. Transmitted under the handle “Rahul Pibnis Hork Jr.”
Entered Into the Record
Subject of inquiry: Rep. Reawul (legal name of record: Rahul “The Hork” Horky Jr.), displaying on the platform under the handle “Rahul Pibnis Hork Jr.”
Nature of the materials: A series of furry and anthropomorphic images transmitted in close succession during the late hours of the evening, interspersed with photographs of a domestic dog, the juxtaposition of which the Subcommittee deems … suspicious.
Disposition: Filed for the consideration of the body. Inclusion herein is an action of the Subcommittee and confers no statement of fact beyond the record of transmission itself.
Exhibit PIBB-02
“PocketPaws”
Two anthropomorphic subjects in an affectionate posture. Heart emanation observed. Source watermark noted by the Subcommittee.
Exhibit PIBB-03
The Dog & the Leash, Pt. I
Photograph of a domestic dog (11:38 PM) immediately followed by anthropomorphic subjects, one bearing a collar and lead. The Subcommittee notes the proximity of the two transmissions.
Exhibit PIBB-04
“*WAG INTENSIFIES*”
The recurring domestic-dog photograph (11:38 PM) followed by an anthropomorphic feline subject with annotation. Pattern of dog-then-furry transmission continues.
Exhibit PIBB-05
The Dog & the Leash, Pt. II
Domestic-dog photograph (11:38 PM) succeeded by an anthropomorphic subject with heart emanations and a leash motif. Signed by the artist “Cinny.”
Exhibit PIBB-06
The Leash Holder
Companion transmission: an anthropomorphic subject depicted holding a lead, exclamation noted. Filed alongside the foregoing for completeness.
Exhibit PIBB-07
The Dog & the Leash, Pt. III
Final logged sequence: domestic-dog photograph (11:38 PM) followed by an anthropomorphic subject with a lead drawn taut. The Subcommittee considers the recurrence dispositive of the pattern alleged.
Findings of the Subcommittee
Whereas the Representative did, within a window of approximately nine (9) minutes, transmit no fewer than seven (7) anthropomorphic and furry images, each in close succession with a photograph of a domestic dog; and
Whereas the recurring juxtaposition of the said canine photograph with the said anthropomorphic materials is, in the considered judgment of the body, … suspicious; resolved, that the foregoing materials be preserved in this exhibit for the consideration of the 119th Congress, and that the Representative be afforded the customary opportunity to address the record.
— Subcommittee on Emerging Threats, Select Committee on National Security