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A continuing record of formal censures, expulsions, and entries stricken from the proceedings of the Sussy Congress of the United States. Inclusion herein is an action of the body and confers no statement of fact beyond the censure itself.

H. Res. 119-23 June 18, 2026

Rep. Reawul

Submission of a Self-Incriminating Posting from a Former Account

Whereas the Honorable Rep. Reawul (Rahul “The Hork” Horky Jr.) did, from an account formerly maintained by the Representative, post to the public record an illustrated submission depicting a figure bent over a vessel in a posture of distress, annotated with the plea “Someone fucking help me!!”;

Whereas the said submission was accompanied by the Representative's own declaration, entered upon the record, that “I was born a man I should be strong and independent, but I love the idea of being weak and pathetic and needing to rely on a real man for everything”;

Resolved by the Sussy Congress of the United States: That the foregoing be preserved in the Hall of Shame for the consideration of the 119th Congress, that it be read in conjunction with the exhibits assembled in the Sussy Furry Archives, and that the Representative be afforded the customary opportunity to address the record.

Sponsored by Speaker Plorbis, on the recommendation of the Office of the Sergeant-at-Arms

H. Res. 119-22 June 18, 2026

Rep. Nox

Procurement of a Digital Circus Pendant

Whereas the Honorable Rep. Nox, displaying upon the platform under the name “N” (handle of record: nox.games), did enter upon the record, at the hour of 10:35 in the evening, the declaration “im driving 3 hours tmrw” “for a digital circus pendant”;

Whereas the Representative did thereby commit to a round-trip journey of no fewer than six (6) hours for the sole purpose of acquiring a commemorative ornament of the property known as “The Amazing Digital Circus”;

Resolved by the Sussy Congress of the United States: That the said expenditure of fuel, time, and dignity be preserved in this record for the consideration of the 119th Congress, and that the Representative be afforded the customary opportunity to address the record.

Sponsored by Speaker Plorbis, on the recommendation of the Office of the Sergeant-at-Arms

H. Res. 119-21 June 18, 2026

Ode (Sk8)

Public Defense of Age Regression Before the Body

Whereas the individual of record, displaying upon the platform under the name “ode” (handle of record: lend.me.a.rose), did, on the 15th day of November 2025, enter upon the open record the declarations “this isnt a bad claim” and “age regressing isnt bad at all”;

Whereas the said declarations were transmitted unprompted and affirmed without retraction;

Resolved by the Sussy Congress of the United States: That the conduct of the said individual is hereby noted for the consideration of the body as … weird as shit, and that the individual be afforded the customary opportunity to address the record.

Sponsored by Speaker Plorbis, on the recommendation of the Office of the Sergeant-at-Arms