Rep. CBB

Biographical Statement

Rep. CBB serves as Majority Whip of the 119th Sussy Congress, with concurrent assignment as Vice Chair of the Committee on Ways & Means. The Representative holds professional credentials in the discipline of engineering, the formal coursework of which has been intermittently documented to the body through evidentiary submissions, including but not limited to a photographic exhibit of the Save-As dialog of the application Foundations of Engineering, captioned in reference to a classmate's inability to spell the word "piece." The Representative maintains the longest unbroken sequence of narrative preamble in the present session, having on multiple occasions placed the body on notice that an account of "crazy context" was forthcoming without subsequently providing the said context. The Representative is the originating author of the procedural designations "chuds" and "go into stump," the latter of which has been incorporated by reference into the standing rules of the Subcommittee on Vocabulary. Constituents may further note the Representative's documented competitive performance, with a best score of 529,896 entered into the record on April 27, 2026.

Office Record

Party Affiliation

Sussy Caucus

District

Sussy 2nd District

Date First Seated

January 3, 2025

Order of Seniority

No. 2 of 10

Floor Seat

Front row, left of dais

Committee Assignment

Vice Chair, Committee on Ways & Means

Verified Credentials

As reported by the Office of the Clerk via secure liaison with the Discord Registry. Updated continuously.

Public Handle of Record

@christmasbigboobs

Display Name

christmas big boobs

Discord Identifier

633750591935479808

Account Created

October 15, 2019

Designated Tag

CAPL

Public Flags

HOUSE BRAVERY NITRO

Legislative Activity, 119th Congress

Contact & Constituent Services

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